Quotes

Funny, and possibly out-of-context, quotes heard in the space or on the chat(s).

2018

 * "That is an offence" - GM
 * "Why does the label printer have an anus?" - GM
 * "Do you know what really annoys me about the anus on the label printer? It covers up the rating plate!" - GM
 * "doorbell doesn’t work so bang loudly on the door" - cone

2014
"It's like masturbating an alien!" - Bob

"I keep forgetting that August is a month." - Alex

 I'm happy to go with pervy

 Aaaargh. Looking at cheap stuff on eBay which I don't need! welcome to my world

i wonder how many people i've killed with that advice

< NotQuiteHere> Somehow "my power supply exploded a bit" has all the reassuring qualities of "it was only a small fireball,                 more of a bijou fireballette really".

The classification of wheeled vehicles
15:44 http://protobikes.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/1-11-2013-21-36-28_002.jpg 15:45 How cute is that? 15:46 < TBSliver> im not surprised you want to make one of them :P 15:51 I just want to hug it. 15:52 That's a unicycle with a stabiliser. 15:54 Some would call that a Bicycle. 15:54 * wlll <-- pedant 15:54 So is a normal bike with stablisers a quadricycle? 15:54 It has to me 15:54 be* 15:54 Motorbike with a sidecar? 15:55 I'd have to go with Motortrike 15:55 * wlll isn't giving this up 15:57 what about a bike with stabilisers on the front and back 15:58 < NucWin> so a drag car is a 6 wheeler because it has rear stabilisers? 15:58 Car with a bike rack on the back but the rack has broken and one of the bike wheels is dragging on the road? 15:59 Illegal pentacycle 15:59 Drag cars are just stupid 16:00 < NucWin> hover boat on a tailer? 16:00 bicycle hovercraft 16:00 nullacycle? 16:01 segway? 16:02 < NucWin> a car on two mc donnalds trays with the handbreak on? 16:02 an upside down car? 16:03 These will all be carefully categorised in time. 16:03 Is a paddle steamer a bicycle? 16:03 Yes. 16:03 Zorb. Monowheel or Infiniwheel? 16:03 Hmmm 16:04 I'd err on the side of not a wheel 16:04 so a nullacycle 16:04 Hmm 16:04 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/IT_%28South_Park%3B_The_Entity%29.jpeg 16:04 ? 16:04 Is someone on rollerskates riding an octocyle or two quads? 16:05 octocycle* 16:05 what if they're on a bike, wearing rollerskates 16:05 Two quads, and that's still a bicycle and two quadcycles.

From #tilda
15:58 but lemons dont play music :(